Kristen The Mermaid

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”? You fool. I am the joke


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fakebreast:

when people call their followers fans

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suctioning:

postllimit:

does your stomach ever make noises that sound like the mario theme

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me with daddie during a thunderstorm

tuhree:

teenkai:

me: *suckin dick*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

fartney:

Straight guys calling each other faggots

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