Kristen The Mermaid

I feel like a fish out of water,

Or maybe a bird I'm the sea?

Cause I'm certain I feel like I'm drowning..

In a place I was never,

Meant to be.


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fruitpacks:

yolotov-cocktail:

fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

You know pollen is plant sperm right

even better

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i wish i had a window seat with lots of pillows that i could sit in and drink tea and read books in and watch the rain in and i just really love window seats

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sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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kellyangel:

Read the next comic here

Magical girl is not something you can retire from …. 

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illkim:

Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings

Me:

image

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justtouchedawkwardly:

it’s just the little things like this that restore my faith in humanity

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prolusion:

do u have that one friend u reall y really love

and then someone steals them from u 
this makes me s o mad

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troyesivan:

this bitch singing like its a katy perry song

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soloeaux:

sileron-evol:

0 to a 100 real quick

LMAO

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knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

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